Today was Mylo’s (late) 3 year well-child checkup. He was beautifully behaved, and answered almost all the doctor’s questions truthfully. Almost. . .

Dr. Shearer: Hi Mylo! How are you doing?

Mylo: {Scrunches up his face and puts both arms over his tummy} I’m siiiiiiiick.

Dr. Shearer: Oh, really? {She was actually concerned}

Mommy: No, honey, we’re not here because you’re sick, we’re here to see if you’re growing up good!

Mylo: Oh! {Turns to Dr. S.} I’m growing up good! Watch this!

He proceeded to revel her with his vast knowledge of floor gymnastics and breakdancing stalls. She was quite impressed with his somersault.